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Santa’s Cumming

Posted on December 11, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

I love Christmas, all the presents and shopping it’s a woman’s heaven especially for me as I have loads of “extra” presents coming from my fuck buddies. It’s especially good as I can’t really buy anything lavish for them as most are married so I receive more than I give. Well isn’t that what xmas is about? Receiving? Talking about receiving, I’ve certainly been receiving a lot more since my lovely afternoon with Eric if you know what I mean. I’ve been doing a lot of catching up with my friends with benefits and it seems they’ve been missing me …
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Fuck Buddy Heaven

Posted on December 5, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

So we’re getting back to normal now thank god. Christmas is coming and it’s a good excuse to go out and be in places you wouldn’t normally go if you know what I mean. As my husband was back away on business thank good I got straight online to chat with my fuck buddies and it was nice to see all those messages popping up, they really had missed me. This horny housewife was extremely horny and needed some satisfaction quickly so I arranged a meet with one of my favourites the very next day. Eric was a successful lawyer …
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Massive catch up

Posted on December 2, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

Sorry for not writing for ages but my husband decided to suprise me and take me away for a few weeks down to Cancun. Not quite sure what possessed him to do that, maybe he’s feeling guilty about something I don’t know but it was nice to get out of the cold and get a tan. I know you’re going to ask if I had any adventures out there and sadly the answer is no. Just managed some flirting games but that’s about it as he was around me all the time. There was one guy, the Scuba diving instructor …
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Solo Play

Posted on November 7, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

Sorry I’ve been quiet of late but my husbands been home for a week so not been able to play away at all. Not even on my webcam which put’s a little dent in my income but he’s off again in a couple of days so I’ll be friskier than ever so prepare yourself for some hot details. All I’ve had for fun is a little flirting whilst shopping which is ok but when I have my sad husband at home who lives and breathes money and nothing else there’s nothing to relieve the frustration. All I can do is …
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Big Cock vs Small Dick

Posted on October 20, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

This is an argument that has gone on for centuries and I thought I should maybe put my point of view along with my experience. Yes I’ve had much more than my share of cocks and they’ve differed in shapes and sizes I should have collected pics of them all to show you but I’m not exactly going to go back now and track the, all down, as much fun I think that would be. Anyways, yes I’ve had a few cocks and if I had to take a stand I would prefer a normal size cock 6″ – 7″ …
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Mature or Young Stud

Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

I know some of my girlfriends play around a bit as we always talk at our little drinks and the other day the question arose what was best in bed, an older more experienced man or the young virile stud muffin. The arguments went back and forth with one saying with a stud muffin you can teach him what to do whereas the opposite argument applied, sometimes you just want to lay back and enjoy the sensations of an experienced lover. Me I enjoy both. Sometimes I like to be the teacher and in command and other times I just …
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Cum for Money

Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

I mentioned earlier my first experience of web cam chat which didn’t go down too well but it did whet my appetite for more so I had a look around and found a site where I could actually get paid to do it so I signed up straight away. At first it was a bit scary as I didn’t want anyone to recognise me so I always had the web cam positioned so it didn’t show my face and some of my clients complained as they wanted to see my face too. So we compromised with a mask I had …
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Shopping for Men

Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

I love to go shopping and today was a lot of fun. I decided to pop along to Barney’s as I have just bought s lovely new outfit and I needed a new bag to go with it. So I got myself all made up and off I went to Barney’s. I like to wear sexy clothes that compliment my figure without overdoing. I’ve had my breasts done so they are nice and full and I love to go out without wearing a bra and a loose top so whenever I bend down the guys can see straight down it …
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Web Cam Fun

Posted on October 13, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

The Internet must be responsible for thousands of divorces and illicit affairs. Some start all innocent and just get caught up with it all while others have nothing else on their mind. I was one of the former believe it or not. I was told by a friend about the fun she was having in chat rooms so I was bored one day and decided to try it out for myself. My husband was away as per usual so I sat down in front of my laptop and typed in the URL of the site my friend recommended. It wasn’t …
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I’m so horny, horny horny horny

Posted on October 12, 2011 by The Horny Housewife

If you’re looking for a nympho housewife you can look no further. desperate housewives have got nothing on me as you will find out as I let give you a true insight into what a New York housewife gets up to. I love sex. I mean I really LOVE SEX. My husband goes away and I go out to play. I really get off on the danger of illicit liaisons and get to play out all my fantasies which my boring husband wouldn’t contemplate. So if you want to be entertained with all my sexual goings on or if you …
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I tell you now desperate housewives have nothing on me. I am one horny rich bitch and when my husband is away, which is most of the time, I am most definitely out to play. I have at the moment 5 fuck buddies or maybe the term should now be "friends with benefits" lol but however you say it I have my men to keep me satisfied. More...

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