Okay guys own up, who’s stalking me? It seems that one of you has been trawling all the Stratford pubs asking about me lol. Well it’s flattering but a little scary. One of my friends who works in another bar told me some good looking guy, dark hair and fairly tall was asking if I worked there and even had a picture of me printed from this site. She of course said she didn’t recognise it and sent him on his way but it’s still a bit scary.

So I will say this only once, if you really want to talk properly with me, do it via the adult sites. It shouldn’t take you long to track me down I’m a member of two of the biggest in the world and there you can chat to me whenever which does take me to the original point of this post.

I recently saw this complaint from a female fuck buddy and couldn’t believe it.

“A divorced male friend and I recently became “friends with benefits.” However, I’m not receiving the same, uh, level of benefits as he is. He isn’t giving me orgasms from intercourse, and his pleasuring of me is measured in seconds”

To me that is such a waste. You go to all the trouble to find yourself a fuck buddy and that’s how he treats her? You know that relationship has ended and she’s looking for someone else so learn from his lesson.

Now I know I don’t need to worry about you guys as you followed my course but I mentioned it as a reminder to you, if you don’t make her cum someone else will. The main point being, if you keep her happy she will be wanting to see you again and again.