An old man passed by the brothel and the girl said to him: Come, one time only $ 10. As he thought its cheap so he went in.
After having sex, she demanded for $300. The old man asked why it’s not $10. She replied, u go in n out 30 times so it’s $300. He was furious n returned home but he wanted revenge on her.
Next day he went again and the girl was very happy to see him again. This time he inserted his cock and remained inside without making any thrusting.
The girl screamed: Quick!
The old man replied “butI only have $5, that’s why I only go in, I dare not come out!!!
Life is for living and loving and of course the occasional laugh should be in there too so I thought I'd add in to the site some light entertainment for you to while away some hours. Some people say I have a quirky sense of humour and you may agree with them if you take a look through my dirty joke section.