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  • Quality X-rated greetings card with heartfelt 'Fancy A Tit Wank' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!... More..
  • Does your friend or lover have particularly large and/or pendulous testes? Does he have a birthday? Buy him this card to make him feel special by affirming both your knowledge of his birthday and his ownership of hefty knackers.... More..
  • Quality X-rated greetings card with 'Happy Birthday Big Boy' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!... More..
  • Quality X-rated greetings card with 'Happy Birthday You Big Knob Jockey' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!... More..
  • Birthday card adorned with image of 1970s woman with Johnny Ramone-style bowl cut and lace neck choker and the unmistakable moniker: Happy Birthday You Big Rug Muncher. What's not to like? Ideal for friends and family. No really.... More..
  • Hopeless romantics, look away now - this is the perfect Valentine's Day card for jokers and cynics. "Happy Valentine's Day My Love... Hope I'm Getting a Blow Job Tonight". Blank for your own message.... More..
  • Tell it like it is - I love cock! The perfect birthday card for your sex obsessed friends. Blank for your own message. Comes with matching envelope.... More..
  • Romance your loved one with this adult greeting card - but don't forget the small print! X-rated card with 'I Really Love You!' in large letters and 'Oh, and You're a Great Shag' in teeny tiny print. Blank inside, for anything else you might like to add.... More..
  • Take advice from the Ministry with this "Keep Calm and Make Love" greeting card. This bold card is a great gift to your lover for any special occasion and makes a great keepsake - just take the advice whenever you get your knickers in a twist.... More..
  • A retro-styled greetings card with bubble text in pinks and reds reading 'Love'. Perfect for letting someone know you love them in a fun and playful way.... More..
  • Hmmm... The only thing we have to add to this card is the word 'twadge'! Impress your friends with this greeting card emblazoned with a choice selection of words all to do with our favourite lady parts! Blank inside for your own message.... More..
  • ...You Love Cock! Quality X-rated greetings card with 'We Know Your Secret You Love Cock!' design. Blank inside for writing your own message. As if you need to add anything else!... More..
  • Say it loud and proud, with this brash X-rated Adult greeting card with 'You Sexy Thing' wording. Blank inside for your own message, or dirty little drawing. Whatever you think will tickle the recipient's fancy!... More..
  • Ambassador! You're spoiling us with your dark chocolate willies with mint fondant centre. Ooh la la! The perfect post-prandial for any dinner party (except possibly the one with your new boss). 10 pack.... More..
  • Need a pick-me-up after sex? This cute box of mints will sit on your bedside table and give you a refreshing little lift after all your naughty activities. For sweet smelling breath and a tingle on your tongue...... More..
  • When lovers meet... with sticky tongues! Very tasty strawberry and champagne flavoured lolly with something to suck on at each end of the stick - perfect for playful couples everywhere.... More..
  • A small tin of sweet mints that will enhance any blow job. Pop one on your tongue and let the tingling and teasing sensations take over! Deeee-licious!... More..
  • A set of 4 sexy, metal gingerbread-style cookie cutters featuring positions from the Kama Sutra.... More..
  • Taste as good as you look and turn your body into a walking aphrodisiac with this shimmering body powder that's kissably delicious. With a subtle hint of flavour and scent, apply to your skin for a golden glow that makes you utterly irresistible.... More..
  • Hubba hubba! Following the sexy sweet Candy G-String is the lip-smacking Candy Bra. Sugary sweeties perfectly designed to cup your sugary sweeties!... More..
  • The candy necklace of your childhood gets an erotic upgrade with this super-sweet and super-sexy Candy G-String. Slip it on and let a lucky someone eat it off! Yummy!... More..
  • Complete your sexy sweet outfit with this delicious candy garter. Pretty pink, white, blue, yellow and green sweets on an elasticated band. Yummy in more ways than one!... More..
  • Complete your candy outfit - or just perform a yummy striptease! - with these cheeky candy nipple tassels. Tasty and titillating, they're guaranteed to please!... More..
  • A sweet and sexy candy posing pouch to keep his essentials tucked up nice 'n' neat. How long can you resist a little nibble at those sugary treats?... More..
  • Sign your name across your lover's heart (and anywhere else that tickles your fancy) with this set of two flavoured pens in sweet strawberry and delicious chocolate. Romantic, sensual, erotic and fun!... More..
  • A squeezy tube of chocolate edible body paint with applicator brush. Simply warm up in your hands, spread over your partner's body and lick 'em clean - delicious!... More..
  • A delicious milk chocolate lollipop in the shape of everyone's favourite body feature - boobs! Give the gift of boobs (the gift that keeps on giving) to your partner, your best friend or all the boys on your Stag Night!... More..
  • The world's finest milk chocolate filled with indulgent creamy fondant, reminiscent of exquisite Belgian confectionary that would make even the most hardened food critic weep with joy... Oh, and they're in the shape of willies!... More..
  • It's a dick, on a stick. And it's made of sweet milk chocolate! Give as a gift to your naughtiest friend or have a nibble in your lunch break. Sure to satisfy those cravings!... More..
  • Bring Vegas home with this naughty game! With a deck of cards and milk chocolate poker chips, you can choose to raise the stakes by betting items of clothing if you're really sure of your hand!... More..
  • Now here's something to get your teeth into. More than a mouthful of succulent milk chocolate penis to savour at your leisure. Practise your sultry technique or just gnash his head off!... More..
  • Sex and chocolate - together! Make an exact copy of any vagina - in chocolate! Everything you need to make two delicious life-size edible copies in the comfort of your own home. Yum!... More..
  • Now that's what we call a hot rod. This flaming temporary tattoo will turn your member into a rockabilly rod. So hot it's on fire, it's hypoallergenic and completely non toxic. Fire in the hole!... More..
  • Think your partner's good at tossing? Test their skills with this cheeky cock-a-toss penis tattoo. Affix the scoring chart to your Johnson and let your loving other half try their luck at scoring big points. Glows in the dark for night time jollies.... More..
  • Say happy birthday in a way that only you can. This temporary penis tattoo is decorated with pictures of frosting, a candle and reads 'happy birthday'. Fore maximum impact, team with a ring donut for a real candle-on-cake look.... More..
  • Does your pecker need some lipsdick? Try this cheeky temporary tattoo. Covered with red lip prints and reading 'kiss me', it's a surefire way to let your lover know exactly what you want.... More..
  • Have the love of your life get down on both knees so you can pop the question. An indecent proposal that beats sky writing, hiding rings in cakes and big screens at sports events for originality and is more fun than a box of puppies with party hats on.... More..
  • Fly the freedom flag at full mast with this temporary penis tattoo. Easy to apply and remove, it's a novel way to put some fun back into foreplay and some colour back into your sex life.... More..
  • Got a bit of a sloppy style? Show your partner that you can polish up with this tuxedo temporary tattoo. Stand on occasion and declare with pride: 'The name's Schlong. James Schlong. Licence to thrill'. Smiley face on the glans and martini are optional.... More..
  • A fortune cookie game that can be played with up to 8 people. When opened, these fortune cookies reveal a simple challenge - complete the challenge or face the wrath of your friends with a forfeit! You decide.... More..
  • Not only does this sizzling body candy taste great, it's also great fun to use with your lover. Trail the strawberry flavoured popping candy down the stomach of your partner then seductively lick it off as part of foreplay.... More..
  • This 24 pack of penis shaped gum is perfect for anyone who enjoys a giggle whilst blowing a few bubbles. With five delicious flavours to choose from, you'll want to chew time and time again on these flavoursome peckers!... More..
  • Get the girls around for an afternoon cuppa and tuck into these sweet tasting willy biscuits! 14 in a pack, these Dunking Dickies taste delicious but you may not want to serve them to people with more delicate sensibilities... More girth, vicar?!... More..
  • A smooth succulent dildo made from delicious strawberry flavoured jelly! Tease, tempt and seduce - then chomp down on the rounded head and textured shaft! De-licious!... More..
  • Your biscuits have never tasted so good! Includes 3 giant willy cutters for shaping your cookie dough into perfect penis sizes, ranging from small (6.5 inches), medium (8 inches) and large (10 inches).... More..
  • Turn off the lights and let your fingers do the walking... all over your bodies. See your lover in a whole new light as your fluorescent fantasies unfold in four glow-in-the-dark colours; orange, blue, green, yellow.... More..
  • Treat your partner to these delicious gummy handcuffs as a hint to what bedroom bondage is in store later! Flavoured with sweet fruits, not only do they look great but they taste fantastic!... More..
  • An edible twist on a long-standing staple of the bedside table. These edible cock rings will keep you hard and tasting sweet.... More..
  • These delicious mints really heat things up! The sweet taste makes your breath kissably good and the mint flavour makes your tongue tingle with passion...... More..
  • These gummy Jelly Willies will give you something to chew over while you're on the way to work! Assorted flavours make them perfect for office presents, Hen Night silliness and general sweet willy hilarity!... More..
  • Give your partner a sexy surprise at supper with this Kama Sutra Pasta. Simply pop the pieces in boiling water and 5 minutes later you'll have a plate full of pasta shaped in incredible sexual positions.... More..
  • Glitter Stardust is perfect for enhancing the look of your liquid latex creations. Made from natural, non-toxic substance, Glitter Stardust creates spectacular metallic colours and effects, as well as sparkle and shine.... More..
  • Whip up some fun with this thick liquorice whip! Great for introducing some kink into your relationship and super tasty too!... More..
  • These liquorice willies are perfect for anyone with a naughty side and a sweet tooth! Great for giving as a gift or as a saucy hen party snack!... More..
  • Get a sugar high when you lick between her thighs with this trio of tongue tingling coloured sugars in dusky pink, yellow and blue. Arty folks will get kicks from making pictures using these sweet treats, but the real fun is in licking it off!... More..
  • Get your chops round this box of perfectly plump pink marshmallow willies. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!... More..
  • Fondue has never been so naughty! Grab a marshmallow willy and dip it in the gooey dark chocolate sauce. Great for hen parties and naughty nights in!... More..
  • This fun filled tube is packed full of naughty bubblegum balls. Each colourful chewy gum ball is printed with a saucy position. The perfect cheeky present for a loved one or friend.... More..
  • Drizzle your lover in delicious flavours and indulge in long, luxuriant licking. Fantastic for foreplay, they'll love the sensation of this flavoured syrup and you'll love the taste. Choose from banana, black cherry, bubblegum and strawberry.... More..
  • Yay! Boob-shaped pasta just like mamma used to make! When is Heinz going to get the same idea and put some in a tin with some of that yummy tomato sauce - Alphabetti Spaghetti is so boring!... More..
  • 100% durum wheat pasta shaped like lovely willies! They look small to start with, but cook them in boiling water and they grow enough to be completely filling. Make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your belly!... More..
  • A pack of three minty love rings for you and your partner to enjoy! Slip them over his shaft then nibble them off - delicious!... More..
  • Let your guy get in on the fun with this super sweet peppermint posing pouch. Slip it on and nibble it off! Great fun for a naughty night in!... More..
  • Each tin of sweet Peppermint Peckers contains approximately 20 extra-strong sugar-free willy-shaped mints! Ideal for freshening up before you go out, sharing with your friends or washing away those strange tastes the morning after!... More..
  • It's impossible to resist giving this rainbow-coloured willy a lick! Share with your friends or enjoy it alone! Lolly is 9 inches long (including stick).... More..
  • Combine your love of chocolate and your erotic nature with this deluxe body paint. Write love poems, draw pictures, play games, and, above all, enjoy licking it off...... More..
  • These seriously yummy nookie cookies are naughty pieces of shortbread shaped as willies and boobs... a very naughty, mischievous surprise for anyone delving into your biscuit barrel!... More..
  • For those with an oral fixation! Preserve your dignity and keep your dentist in clover with these saucy-shaped boiled sweets, in lemon, lime and strawberry flavours. Car journeys with Gran will never be the same!... More..
  • This is the sweetest willy you'll ever suck on! A fruity pink number with a bulbous tip, there's plenty to get your lips around. Beautifully presented with a red satin bow... if only the real thing was as well turned out!... More..
  • This small tin of mints will slip easily into your back pocket, making sure that the sweet taste is within arm's reach at all times! With a tingling tongue and fresh breath, a smacker on the lips will make you the stud of the evening!... More..
  • A delicious selection of chocolate or fruit flavour sweets in penis shapes, presented in a clear tube topped with a heart. The perfect naughty gift for a friend or lover.... More..
  • A great box of saucy treats that include captions such as 'Spank Me!', 'Lick It!', 'Cum On Me!' and 'Wanna Blow Job?' Great as a naughty gift as they have space on the back for you to write who it's 'to' and 'from'!... More..
  • A stylish biscuit tin that any guy or gal would be happy to receive. The fact that it's full of yummy boob-shaped biscuits is just a bonus!... More..
  • Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect pecker-shaped cakes. Now comes in jumbo size for 15-inches of edible pecker!... More..
  • Perfect for hen parties and rude birthdays, this willy cake tin lets you bake perfect 10.25 inch pecker-shaped cakes.... More..
  • What better way to start your hen night than with willy-shaped cakes?! Each cupcake pan will make six 4-inch willy cakes. These are great fun to make on a girls night in and ideal for hen night nibbles.... More..
  • This fruity flavoured light-up lolly is a tasty treat, flashlight and willy-shaped wand all in one. Lots of fun on a night out with the girls or tucked up in bed!... More..
  • What better way to serve your hen party nibbles than on a super-sized willy tray! With three large places to put your snacks, this 16-inch tray is bound to be a conversation piece on your hen night!... More..
  • Make it a meal to remember with these X-rated fortune cookies. Each Chinese takeaway-style carton contains 6 edible cookies with a naughty-but-nice X-rated fortune.... More..
  • A raunchy twist on the classic Love Hearts sweets, these saucy treats include captions such as 'Lap Dance?', 'Sit On It!', 'I'm Horny!' and 'Gimme Head'!... More..
  • Feel your skin become pure silk with this incredibly sensual silicone Bliss Bliss Massage Gel. A tiny amount of this chic product goes a long way as it transforms the body into a playground for luxurious sensual exploration.... More..
  • Dreamsicle massage oil smells sultry and sweet without being overpowering. Rub a little of the vegan friendly, 100% natural massage oil into the skin and enjoy a perfect mixture of relaxation and moisturisation.... More..
  • Enjoy an invigorating massage with this fruit scented massage oil from Earthly Body. Made from 100% natural oils for a sensual massage that will leave your skin wonderfully soft and lead to further play and exploration in the bedroom.... More..
  • As fresh and as exhilarating as running naked in the woods, this all natural massage oil is vegan friendly, petroleum free and paraben free. Enriched with almond oil, hemp-seed oil and Vitamin E, this moisturising lotion glides like no other.... More..
  • Earthly Body's slick and sexy massage oil uses five nourishing natural oils to give you professional slip and penetrating softness. Warming the mixture in your hands and applying it to skin will release the sweet taste and smell of fresh strawberries.... More..
  • Earthly Body's slick and sexy massage oil uses five nourishing natural oils to give you professional slip and penetrating softness. Infused with sultry vanilla, this is one massage oil that you're more than welcome to lick off!... More..
  • Earthly Body's slick and sexy massage oil uses five nourishing natural oils to give you professional slip and penetrating softness. Flavoured with sweet and refreshing watermelon, once you've put it on it'll be hard to resist licking it all off!... More..
  • With a delicate scent of Caribbean rose, this Good Clean Love Oil creates a soft, supple sensation when applied to skin. Use this edible oil as part of an intimate body massage or apply to your lips and rediscover the joy of kissing.... More..
  • Apply one of these delicious edible oils directly to your lips and kiss your way to erotic pleasure. Containing 100% natural ingredients and free from petrochemicals and parabens, these vegan-friendly oils smell beautiful and enhance foreplay.... More..
  • This delicately scented edible oil is ideal if you want to indulge in the sensations of a sensual massage with your lover. The combination of sweet and spicy make this natural massage oil perfect for kissing and licking off your favourite erogenous zones.... More..
  • This gorgeous edible massage oil is perfect for indulging in a night of intimate massage with your lover. With a blend of natural scents this fantastic massage oil will get you in the mood for love as you lick and kiss it off your partner's body.... More..
  • This hand-warming massager provides warming heat therapy anywhere and everywhere. Activated with a simple snap, it heats up in seconds to radiate warmth. It's even reusable - just heat it in boiling water for 10 minutes to reactivate.... More..
  • Hot stone massage has been practiced for centuries across the world and now you can enjoy this sensual spa experience at home. Heat the rocks in warm water and place on the body for a little relaxing therapy in your own bedroom or lounge.... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including fresh orange and wild ginger, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including fresh orange and wild ginger, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including lemongrass and coconut, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including lemongrass and coconut, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including aloe, goji berry and sweet almond oil, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • This amazing massage oil helps to lift your spirits, relax your muscles and renew your vigour! With a unique blend of certified organic extracts including aloe, goji berry and sweet almond oil, you're sure to feel utterly pampered!... More..
  • Create the recipe for romance with this sleek and smooth massage oil from Lelo. Arouse and awaken with the scent of citrusy Italian bergamot and balsam fir. Infused with gold flakes and exquisitely presented, this sensual treat is pure luxury.... More..


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